Get over your fucking self!

Oh man, I wish I had a huge stash of these that I could hand out to people as necessary. Imagine running into someone with their head up their ass, wait for a lull in their endless output and ask “so, you’re about a Medium, right?”, reach into your bag and pull one of these out. Or maybe I should just always wear this shirt and unzip my hoodie at the right moment. That would cost me a bit less I suppose… Get it here.