Trust no suits

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I’ve been following Sketchy Tank for quite a while, which is something I would recommend you do too. This shirt… Say what you will, but I like it a whole lot! It may not give off that suave “I’m mature” air, but then again, I am not very mature, so who cares? Get it here.

KLF replica shirt now available!

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Finally a faithful recreation of a vintage KLF shirt! You know how many times I’ve posted about KLF shirts – being all excited about the originals on eBay, dissing most of the reprints. Well, if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself. Shirts of Satan have assisted Northern Tyrant in bringing this cult classic shirt back to life and now you can finally own this gem of a shirt without having to pay hundreds of dollars (and without having an ill-fitting shirt you’re afraid to wear, seeing as it cost you so much).

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So – yeah – this is both a regular, but very enthusiastic KLF shirt blog post and a shameless plug – live with it! This shirt will be printed on an old school long sleeve tee, the kind all the death metal bands used in the early 90s (and the stadium trance bands too, apparently). There are no less than four prints on this shirt! A gigantic “KLF” on the front, a circled pyramidblaster on the sleeve/shoulder, an oldschool pyramidblaster (as seen on the “grim up north” cover) on the back, pictured inside a circle with a number of Jimmy and Bills monikers. To top it off, the Northern Tyrant logo will be printed on the inside of the neck. Available in white AND black.

This shirt is available for pre-orders as of now and will only be printed (once) for people who have pre-ordered it. Snooze = lose. Seriously: all other newly printed KLF shirts look like crap compared to this so if you’re in to the Ancients of Mu Mu, this is the one you want! Don’t like longsleeves? Cut them off – that’s what you did back in 1991!

Ok, enough yapping. One extra little bonus though: when figuring out what we should call this shirt, we came across the original flyer where you could order this (and other shirts). Check it out:

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You can’t sit with us

Sometimes, when you see a shirt and it seems like it has a phrase from a movie or a meme of some sort, and you google it – this thing you didn’t know about is a whole lot bigger than you thought. It was that way with the Get Sleazy for Ron Weasly shirt and today, it happened again. I saw the “You can’t sit with us” and like its high school 80’s feel and decided to do a web search. Holy moley, there’s a lot of shirts like this one! As best I can figure, it’s a line from the 1994 movie Mean Girls – maybe it’s big with people younger than me or something.

I clearly remember the strict hierarchy of the Fulton High lunch room, where I sat with the geeks, the outcasts and the metalheads (the only ones that would have me) and they turned out to be great people. So yeah, I don’t wanna sit with you anyway,  popular clique people!

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(these are just a fraction of the shirts an image search on Google turned up)

Hipster Hitler revisited

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It’s been quite a while since I last had a look at the shirts of Hipster Hitler. Somewhere in the New York area, someone is having a lot of fun, coming up with nazi puns! If it hadn’t been white, I would have loved to wear the “Death camp for cutie” shirt (which is sold out anyway, not surprisingly).

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