Zombie apocalypse. Are you ready?

I’m ready, are you?

No, actually, I’m not. This is something that’s been on my mind a lot of times. If the shit hits the fan, I’m ill prepared. And I’m not just talking zombies, but any kind of ‘the end of the world as we know it’ scenario.

I don’t own a gun. Sure, I have a lot of knives and a baseball bat and stuff like that, but nothing that would do in, say, a ‘the Road’ kind of post-disaster world. I don’t know how to weld, so how will I get the grating onto my car to get that Mad Max vehicle you need to get around. Come to think of it, about half of my car seems to be made out of plastic, you probably can’t just weld stuff onto it.

Other things I lack: large quantities of canned food, an easily defended hideaway in the mountains, basic fighting skills, a posse of skilled friends to form a postapocalyptic team with. Not to mention crafts skills to make one of them cool end of the world costumes… I may as well just kill myself as soon as the bombs drop/the dead rise. Only I don’t have a gun…

This shirt is available for another few hours here.

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