What’s wrong with just making shirts?

Ok, let me start by saying 4 tons isn’t by far the worst (I’m sure we’ll return to this) and their shirts are nice. Not super unique, but nice – absolutely. I’d wear them. But… why does every clothing company feel the need to have the same worn mission statements? Why can’t it just be “we wanna make nice shirts”? Why does it have to be some kind of bold stance against the world? Here’s what 4 tons have to say:

Bold designs inspired by the bold men of history. The Fighter. The Rebel. The Patriot. The Subversive. Anyone that stood for a cause, or anyone that just stood – this line captures that spirit.

REBELS MAKE HISTORY

Gimme a fucking break… And like I said, this is not even close to the worst ones I’ve seen. I’ll be back.

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