Atheists and scientists – unite and fight intelligent design and other crap like that!

Ok, here’s a butt ugly shirt for an important cause. You may think only a few barefoot crackers with fourteen toes still dispute the facts of evolution, but sadly that doesn’t make it so. If you’re dirt poor and uneducated, you have an excuse for not knowing how shit works. Being a well fed but brainwashed midwestern housewife is not an excuse.

AtheistConnect are now giving away one of Jeremy Kalgreens ‘teach controversy’ shirts to the two people who come up with the best/funniest things to put on signs when two of their staff (or whatever) attend Rick Perry’s ultraconservative prayer event–”The Response.” in August.

You know, I realize I may come off as rather anti-religious at times. And yeah, I guess I am. But then again, I usually don’t have a problem with people believing in whatever the hell they want to, as long as:
– their beliefs never try to restrict anyone but themselves
– they don’t ask me to ever take them seriously, no matter what they’re saying

The latter part may be harsh, but picture it yourself. Say I believe in something you yourself know to be completely non-existent. Let’s pick… gnomes. Let’s say I wholeheartedly believe in gnomes (the garden variety). They exist, I tell you. And furthermore: YOU need to change the way you live (and your kids curriculum) according to what the gnomes teach us is the correct way. You’d dismiss me as a crackpot, wouldn’t you. Thought so.

Ok, enough juvenile existentialism for one morning, let’s just get high and ____ some ______.

 

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