Wake up. Jerk off. Cry.

This shirt is quite obviously home made, so why am I posting it? Just as a reminder that you can still make powerful shirts if you’ve got something to say, they don’t all have to be slim-fit, discharge printed tri-blend shirts with super slick designs. Remember though, this very very rarely works so be sure you know what you’re doing. If it takes guts to wear, you’re doing it right.

Drink nog and worship Satan!

Well, they ain’t shirts, but you know… now and then I write about other things too. This guy buys bargain bin albums and satanifies them with a quite humorous twist. Check it out at Bargainblasphemy!

If you act fast, you can buy some of these on eBay too.

Anatomically correct tights

Talk about muscle pants! You know, sometimes I step away from the strict t-shirt theme and feature other things I find amusing – like these tights. I bet these would really disturb a lot of people at the gym (and, if worn by the model in the product photos – also distract). Get them here.

Shirts of Satan – back from the grave

Hello, all my depraved, starved, shirt loving friends! Yes, things have been quiet. No, I haven’t been posting shirts – not for well over a month I think. Why? No time, that’s why. Work is keeping me pretty busy and with my band being more active than it’s ever been before (and with me designing cover art for all kinds of releases), what little time is left, I’ve been speniding with friends and family. Not that you asked or anything…. But anyway, I’ll see if I can’t update now and then from now on, we’ll see how it goes.

While you’re waiting for some real posts, here are some nice shirts I have no idea where to buy (if you do, please let me know)

Australian shirt zine

I love reading about shirts and I’ve featured at least one previous t-shirt fanzine her. Through band shirt site My Band T-shirt, I found out about Vanessa Berrys Tshirt zine, which can be bought on Etsy. One of the texts from it (I assume) can be found at the My Band T-shirt link above so check it out and buy the zine if you like it!

Weird Flag – oh so very NSFW

So what’s this? Seriously, I have no idea, I found it here (through Tee Shirts Daily). Not the shirt you wear to the company picnic (unleass you have a really great job). But anyway, I like to report any interesting Blac Flag rip-off (or whatever you want to call it) and this definitely fits the bill.

Zombie candy for Valentines, anyone?

Yeah, yeah – not a shirt in sight here but what the heck – we all love zombies, right? And with Valentines day coming up just around the corner, I figured I’d give these some much deserved attention. If only there’d been something else but cherry inside – I absolutely hate the taste of cherry. Anyway, ThinkGeek keeps proving they’re a cut above everyone else – get these here.

Ryan Gosling in a Limp Wrist shirt

Well, this pic is from the Internet, and we all know it’s brimming with fake stuff, so… big pinches of salt here, but for some reason I really want this to be true. Not that I even know who this guy really is or know whether he’d be into Limp Wrist or just decided to wear it to look “edgy”, but this is a great shirt by a great band and it deserves all the attention it can get.

Crustin Bieber*

Lord almighty, is there nooe who can police these things? The words “fashion police” is usually used in a negative way, but right now I would love to see them wading in, pummeling the crap out of this guy. Not a nice thought, but who said I was nice?

*Yeah yeah, I know – this is more a Sons of Anarchy vest than a proper crust vest, couldn’t resist the title once I’d thought of it and I don’t think there’s a lot of bikers with studs like these. Complet confusion. Call the fashion police!

Fucking Positive

Yeah, so I’ve started following this blog called Tee Shirts Daily and… it doesn’t have much info, just photos of great shirts. So, probably, posts with just a cool shirt and some random rantings attached to it will start popping up here. Like this one.